Day 140 – Top Ten Signs That You Are An Internet Geek

I don’t want to reveal my profile just yet as we have our presentation to our team tomorrow as part of our teambuilding, but I thought I’d share this nugget of info from the internet that I found while surfing for personal enlightenment!!

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Top Ten Signs That You Are An Internet Geek

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10
When filling out your driver’s license application you give your IP address.
9
You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is “Hi, what’s your URL?”
8
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends email.
7
You’re amazed to find out spam is a food.
6
You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger” them to find out how they are, and “AYT” them to make sure they’re listening to you.
5
You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4
You introduce your wife as “my lady@home.wife” and refer to your children as “client applications”.
3
At social functions you introduce your husband as “my domain server”.
2
After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, “I feel so “colon-right parentheses!”

..And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1
Two Words: “Pizza’s Here!”.
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thanks to the following site;   Top Ten Signs That You Are An Internet Geek.
image via; tonguetied.
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